Listening to English major friends complaining about how tiring it is to party 5 nights a week. FML
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“You should know the answer, you go to MIT” FML
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Thanks to MIT, I’m in my first long-distance relationship. FML
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Anonymous
Thanks to MIT, I am in my first one, too. Yeah, it does kinda suck, but that’s why I love chatting online!
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Someone who is in a long distance relationship also
If you’re in a relationship and you’re happy with the person, stop complaining.
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bookie
anyone want to lay odds?
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LALA
It’s ok, my boyfriend and I have been in a long distance relationship while I’m at MIT, we both graduated this year and now he’ s in Boston! If its meant to be you’ll work it out
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not bitter
4:1 they split over the summer, 2:1 they split pretty soon after returning (as they realize that the relationship was nowhere near as good as fantasized when they were apart), 10:1 they stay together for an extended period of time
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Anonymous
i´ll take the second option
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Anonymous
Pretty much guaranteed they will split right after returning and realize they wasted the entire summer…
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I don’t think this is necessarily true. It really depends on how long they had been in a relationship going into the summer.
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Anony-mouse
Don’t whine. If the relationship was that important to you, you wouldn’t have chosen MIT. Few choices in life are easy.
If it doesn’t work out, there’s plenty of fish in the sea. What are you? 18? 19? You don’t know jack squat about love.
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Anonymous
Oh, so you’re in a relationship? My heart bleeds for you. P.S., I’m nearly 24, FML.
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bitter much?
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Anonymous
About to be in the same boat…
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could be worse
utc +2 hells yeah…
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Man, 6 years and I’m finally getting out of here. But I’m going to miss it? FML
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I was with my friend at the student center and I told him that I saw someone I liked. He proceeds by marching up to her, whispering something to her, and pointing at me. She walks over and says “eew” and walks away.
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MM
Her loss and trust me you don’t want to date a bitch that judges you like that without even knowing you.
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nose-breaker
awww…..thanks! kinda felt like breakin her pretty little nose on the spot.
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I’m eating at the student centre even during summer vacation. FML
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'murcan
You spelled “centER” wrong. FYL.
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Anonymous
I like the fact that you used the word centre
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Anonymous
yay for british spelling
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Anon
No, boooooo. If you’re in the student centER that means you’re in America, so write American.
Americaaaa, fuck yeah!!!
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Anonymous
so what?
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MIT Man
It’s should be W20!!! Called it “student centre,” you apparently didn’t go to MIT!!! We call it W20!!!
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MIT Woman
I’ve never called it W20
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Anonymous
uh, no?
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Rising Junior
This sounds like another over-eager incoming freshman.
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haha..
you just made my day.
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anon
What is ‘centre’??
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Anonymous
go to kendall, it’s pretty good
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Anonymous
centrecentrecentrecentrecentrecentrecentrecentrecentrecentrecentrecentrecentrecentrecentre
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I just discovered that I have reached the age where I can find elementary school classmates in adult videos. How did I find this out? FML.
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Anonymous
pics or it didn’t happen
lol
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abc
lol, you must be watching too much
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Anon
Seriously what are the odds of seeing someone you know there.
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Frosh ruin this site. FML
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actually...
more like prefrosh. they don’t count as frosh until convocation
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delicious d
WTH is “convocation?” nobody calls it that here.
troll.
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Two months ago I chose Yale over MIT. Now every time a Yale page refuses to load, I regret my decision. FM(indecisive)L
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YaleTroll
Hmm, also posted on YaleFML. Somebody wants attention.
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srsly?
THAT’s why you regret your decision?
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Anonymous
MIT>>> YALE
this site is only for MIT students!!
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keftedes
MIT >>> Yale
This site is for MIT students only!
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Anon
Try not double posting, you go to MIT.
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Yesterday, my last day of high school, I hugged my teacher goodbye. She taught me for 5 semesters and wrote my MIT recommendation. Last night, I saw her at a graduation party. She was smoking weed and playing beer pong, then had sex with one of my friends. FML.
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Anonymous
Fake.
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fakepolice
yeah, definitely fake
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Anonymous
nooo…. she’s human? WTF!!!
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one up '11
That’s nothing.
A couple of my high school friends got into good colleges (including MIT) with recommendation letters from a guy who was later discovered to be a pedophile.
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Anonymous
at least now we know what they did to get a good recommendation.
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one up '11
heh, actually, the kids who got letters (that I know of) are girls, though the teacher liked bedding boys
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VeteranCourseSixer
While I wouldn’t do such a thing at a graduation party if I were a teacher, I don’t think this deserves an fml. She’s only human, cut her some slack. I know plenty of weed smokers, beer pong players and questionably appropriate sex havers that are perfectly fine people. If she was not bad at her job, you have no business deciding how she should lead her life. You need to learn to not judge people for these things and like them for the good in them.
I am not saying put your morals aside and fall for peer pressure, I am saying don’t hesitate to make friends that don’t have the same morals as you.
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tha author
I don’t care that she smoked and drank. It’s the fact that she did it at a high school party where she was literally the ONLY adult, and many of her students were underage drinking. Completely messed up and inappropriate. The sex is just the fucked-up icing on the cake.
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Anonymous
You’re just mad because that “friend” wasn’t you.
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Apparently the “this is not a toy” warning on the pellet gun was for real. FM injured Arm, FM Stupidity, and FML.
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I can’t believe I miss MIT. FML.
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anon
isn’t it great when lifei s just about classes and psets…
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Anon
Never thought of it that way. There is something comforting about that simplicity, isn’t there?
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Course 7
Get a math UROP. Then you can think 24/7 about something related to MIT.
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I waited until the last minute to find housing and now I’m stuck with the most passive-aggressive, grimy MIT people ever! FML
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a
baker?
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did you live in McCormick before?
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curious!
Which place?
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Anonymous
fenway house?
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Anonymous
haha the last one got it
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Lol
ouch. You know, they will figure out who wrote this, right?
haha, oh noes!!-
x
Maybe the OP doesn’t care.
(Talk about passive-aggressive, eh?)
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Anonymous
I’m pretty sure the OP doesn’t care or it wouldnt have been posted in the first place.
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hah
Haha, then I guess that the OP will fit in just fine?
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stupid kid from harvard
I dont get it
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Anonymous
well, you understand your place. that’s all we could ask for
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Anonymous
it’s okay. we know we are better than you and counting down the days till you fuck off. Love the people in Fenway House who judge you : )
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I’m too stressed from psets that I can’t have an erection when I tried to have sex with my girlfriend. FML
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Anonymous
wow dude….
viagra?
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anonymous
poor girl!
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that sucks
f your life?
no no, f HER life…
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The most action that I’ve ever experienced happened last night, in my dream. An extremely shy guy with bad acne, awkwardly kissed my hand…somehow, this made all the difference. FML
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Anonymous
were u pmsing?
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OP
Haha, actually yes.. what does that have to do with it?
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i can make a bigger difference
i dunno…i guess u r moody and even the simplest things seemed to make a difference…
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anonymous 7:18 pm on July 3, 2010 Permalink |
oh and have you fixed the printer yet?
Grrr 1:23 pm on July 4, 2010 Permalink |
Dude, every time I would fuck something up when I was at home (even before I was technically a freshman here!) everyone would be like “Oh, so you go to MIT, huh?” and make fun of me. I was never allowed to miscount anything or ask for technology help or anything like that. It was fucking annoying.
ouch 4:18 pm on July 7, 2010 Permalink |
The Christmas of my freshman year I went to visit a friend back home. He had another friend at his house whom I met there for the first time. The friend-of-the-friend (in his mid-twenties) tells me he’s working on some coding project and asks “Oh, you’re studying computer science at MIT? Maybe you can help me” and goes on to describe some problems he’s been having with his code– mostly database and server stuff which just goes right over my head. I told him I couldn’t help him (because at the time the only 6 class I’d taken was 6.00). He replies “Oh, well then I don’t feel as bad for not getting into MIT.”
Anonymous 4:50 pm on July 8, 2010 Permalink |
christ, what an asshole! it’s like he was lording his knowledge over a semester-old freshman, then implying, “oh since i’m better than you, i’m better than MIT”. maybe he was bitter about that rejection letter however many years ago.
unfortunately, there is that ‘you should know everything’ perception that we have to keep reminding non-MIT people isn’t true – i mean, 4 years can change us, but we’re still people with limits who aren’t unlike other colleges’ people with limits.