Comments on: Today, the fire alarm went off while I w…

By: j

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 01:11:22 +0000

yeah the whole burned up building can just fall on his head

By: gh

gh — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 02:08:10 +0000

Not really… smoke inhalation ain’t that great for you.

By: Tungsten '10

Tungsten '10 — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 02:38:37 +0000

Today, the fire alarm went off, but I got to beat up Noobfeces when I saw him outside. MLIG.

By: the girl next door

the girl next door — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:13:25 +0000

at least your wet.. you cant get burnt!

By: delusional karzai

delusional karzai — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 05:23:38 +0000

fire alarms are a great way to get to know one another…fool.

By: piss in the shower - er

piss in the shower - er — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 05:22:20 +0000

you idiot…you were perfectly safe in the shower.

By: Tungsten '10

Tungsten '10 — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 04:06:34 +0000

Please, move to Simmons, and an assortment of fire alarm-related FMLs comes prepackaged with your housing fee. Gems like:

Today, the fire alarm went off at 2:30 in the morning. FML.
Today, the fire alarm went off, and it’s sleeting outside. FML.
Today, the fire alarm went off at 2:30 in the morning, it’s sleeting outside, and it’s freakin’ finals week. FML.

By: Thomas Pascal

Thomas Pascal — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 05:04:04 +0000

MacGregor? I almost decided to just lay there but figured that in case there was a fire, being burned alive wasn’t high on my to-do list. After all, I’ve still got psets to turn in…