MIT FML

January 28, 2010 | 8 Comments | Post Comment

Score: +53 / -2

• Thomas Pascal 12:04 am on January 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply
  

  MacGregor? I almost decided to just lay there but figured that in case there was a fire, being burned alive wasn’t high on my to-do list. After all, I’ve still got psets to turn in…

  • piss in the shower - er 12:22 am on February 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    you idiot…you were perfectly safe in the shower.

    • gh 9:08 pm on February 8, 2010 Permalink
      

      Not really… smoke inhalation ain’t that great for you.

• Tungsten '10 11:06 pm on January 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply
  

  Please, move to Simmons, and an assortment of fire alarm-related FMLs comes prepackaged with your housing fee. Gems like:

  Today, the fire alarm went off at 2:30 in the morning. FML.
  Today, the fire alarm went off, and it’s sleeting outside. FML.
  Today, the fire alarm went off at 2:30 in the morning, it’s sleeting outside, and it’s freakin’ finals week. FML.

  • delusional karzai 12:23 am on February 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    fire alarms are a great way to get to know one another…fool.

    • Tungsten '10 9:38 pm on February 5, 2010 Permalink
      

      Today, the fire alarm went off, but I got to beat up Noobfeces when I saw him outside. MLIG.

• the girl next door 5:13 pm on February 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply
  

  at least your wet.. you cant get burnt!

  • j 8:11 pm on February 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    yeah the whole burned up building can just fall on his head

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