Every time I step up to the plate, I strike out. I just want to make it to first base or at least start on my way there… FML
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I woke up at 7:30 and couldn’t go back to sleep. My earliest class is at noon. My body won’t even let me sleep until 10am. FML.
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I pulled an allnighter two nights ago to fix my nocturnal sleep schedule. It’s 5 am now and I’m not remotely sleepy. I have class in four hours. FML
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25 internship applications. 15 rejections. 5 interviews. 3 more rejections after interviews. 2 interviews left. Still waiting on the other 5. FML
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Simmons 3rd Floor mouse is in my room and apparently it has a knack for defecating everywhere it goes. FML
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I looked at my watch and saw that it was 10:51 and was excited that class was almost over. Then I realized that it was actually 10:15. FML.
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anon
way to be dyslexic
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Anonymous
god damn 7.013
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I slept through my first class of the semester. FML.
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;)
Haha. I slept through my second
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My GF dumped me for this British guy because she’s obsessed with the Twilight guy and their accents. FML and FEngland.
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Anonymous
Yeah…sounds like it was for the better.
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Anonymous
twilght people are all american…. with american accents…..
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fake. same one at pfml
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Q
Girl who likes Twilight is probably not worth dating anyway.
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mate
part of the MIT/Cambridge exchange program? British accents are hot.
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Anonymous
Don’t be upset- a girl who would do that obviously isn’t worth your time.
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crooked
the only thing the guys in twilight and the British share are the peculiar teeth.
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I got all of the classes I registered for. FML
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what a waste of server space
*yawn*
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Confused.
I am failing to understand how this is an FML…why’d you register for them all then?
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Anonymous
tool.
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Been There, Done That
MIT has size limits on 5% of their classes…. so either your a moron or they are all business classes. And if they are all business classes, why does it matter how many you take? They are all easy!
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what?
how can anyone not get the classes he/she registered for?
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Neem
I assume there were two classes, each of them with limited enrollment, at the same time slot. It isn’t uncommon to sign up for both of them in the hope that you’ll get into at least one of them. But what do you do if it’s, say, your last semester and you get both? Whichever class you drop will be a loss.
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I’m stockpiling food and caffeine this weekend to prepare for the start of spring term. FML
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The insulation of my dorm windows—or lack thereof.
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Geez
Simmons?
I feel your pain.
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Anonymous
Draft stoppers and plastic-sheet winterizing FTW
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Anonymous
Yea, I just secured some plastic sheeting to the window frame with duct tape and it helped alot
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jzzsxm
Burton-Conner for the lose.
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Housecest. FML.
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anon
What’s wrong with two people from the same dorm?
Unless you’re witnessing something in your fraternity.
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x
OH NOEZ THE GAYS!
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gayisokay
that’s not necessarily wrong either, right?
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Anonymous
you mean, YLIG?
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marooned
yeah, seriously, you don’t need to go out in the cold to get some
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Anonymous
Think you’re having fun now? Just wait until they break up!
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One week left to Spring term and I am not even done with the Fall term.
I have 3 I’s.
FML
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3 I's as well
whoa i thought i was the only one…
we can do it!
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Anonymous
Me too – I just finished one of the finals, so I only have 2 classes left to finish from the fall term now. =\
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Today, the fire alarm went off while I was in the shower. FML.
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Thomas Pascal
MacGregor? I almost decided to just lay there but figured that in case there was a fire, being burned alive wasn’t high on my to-do list. After all, I’ve still got psets to turn in…
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piss in the shower - er
you idiot…you were perfectly safe in the shower.
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Tungsten '10
Please, move to Simmons, and an assortment of fire alarm-related FMLs comes prepackaged with your housing fee. Gems like:
Today, the fire alarm went off at 2:30 in the morning. FML.
Today, the fire alarm went off, and it’s sleeting outside. FML.
Today, the fire alarm went off at 2:30 in the morning, it’s sleeting outside, and it’s freakin’ finals week. FML.-
delusional karzai
fire alarms are a great way to get to know one another…fool.
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Tungsten '10
Today, the fire alarm went off, but I got to beat up Noobfeces when I saw him outside. MLIG.
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the girl next door
at least your wet.. you cant get burnt!
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One week left until school starts. FML.
pixar ftw 9:30 pm on February 5, 2010 Permalink |
shoot the fuckin’ ratatoulli!
TIT-E 4:02 pm on February 6, 2010 Permalink |
thatz what the shotgun’s fho.