Nowadays, the only parties I go to are p-set parties. FML
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Simmons fire alarm at 8a. FML.
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Stayed up until 4 writing a paper which I then (seemingly) emailed to my professor. Slept through my first two classes the next day. When I finally looked at my computer, I realized that I never pressed the “send” button on the email. FML
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Some aggressive bike-riding idiot just ran into me head on at full speed while I was walking home from dinner. He sent me flying. It’s raining, I’m sick, I had a laptop in my backpack, and now my hand is bleeding… FML
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I hate going to sleep after my roommate because she farts constantly while she sleeps and stinks up the room. I didn’t even know that was possible. FML
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I’m watching Sailor Moon for a class… MLIG?
Watching it in a computer cluster with everyone giving me strange looks. FML
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The Asian Guy in the Suit is back in the reading room giving out 10 pizzas at a time. My life doesn’t get more exciting than waiting for him and his helpers to show up. FML.
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Dude rolls into lecture late, sits behind me and peels open an Anna’s burrito. FML.
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I’ve gained 5 pounds since he let me go….last weekend. FML
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My FSILG housebill pays for 7 cooked meals a week plus various breakfast and lunch materials. I spent the night on campus and haven’t eaten anything except tortilla chips that I found on top of a trash can. FML
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This girl asked me to sign something in the campus center. First girl to talk to me all week. FML
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I lied to my roomate about someone stealing my phone cuz i didnt wanna talk to her and then i really lost it
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I got an unheard of 9 hours of sleep last night and woke up feeling refreshed, and the Laverdes Deli clerk told me that I looked tired when I came in at 10. I lied and said I just woke up..but really, I had class at 9 and had been up since 8:30. How else do you respond to that? FML.
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true
Maybe say something like: oh, no it’s just my face, I got soo much sleep last night and free great.
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Professor: The best way to think of this is as a simplex contained within an n-dimensional hypercube.
Me: FML -
I didn’t know I could harbor these feelings for an 80-year old math professor. Please whisper sweet nothings about your favorite matrices into my ear. FML.
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lover of math
GILBERT STRANG<33333333
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Anonymous
Haha, are you talking about Strang?
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someone
Haha, are you talking about Strang?
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Anonymous 2:02 pm on February 26, 2010 Permalink |
I believe your roommate stole your phone after finding out
Anonymous 11:35 pm on February 26, 2010 Permalink |
Cuz you’z juz makin’ this too ez a target fo haters…