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  • Nowadays, the only parties I go to are p-set parties. FML

    February 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +71

     
  • Simmons fire alarm at 8a. FML.

    February 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +26

     
  • Stayed up until 4 writing a paper which I then (seemingly) emailed to my professor. Slept through my first two classes the next day. When I finally looked at my computer, I realized that I never pressed the “send” button on the email. FML

    February 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +45

     
  • Some aggressive bike-riding idiot just ran into me head on at full speed while I was walking home from dinner. He sent me flying. It’s raining, I’m sick, I had a laptop in my backpack, and now my hand is bleeding… FML

    February 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +51

     
  • I hate going to sleep after my roommate because she farts constantly while she sleeps and stinks up the room. I didn’t even know that was possible. FML

    February 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +19

     
  • I’m watching Sailor Moon for a class… MLIG?

    Watching it in a computer cluster with everyone giving me strange looks. FML

    February 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +15

     
  • The Asian Guy in the Suit is back in the reading room giving out 10 pizzas at a time. My life doesn’t get more exciting than waiting for him and his helpers to show up. FML.

    February 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +5

     
  • Dude rolls into lecture late, sits behind me and peels open an Anna’s burrito. FML.

    February 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +18

     
  • I’ve gained 5 pounds since he let me go….last weekend. FML

    February 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +18

     
  • My FSILG housebill pays for 7 cooked meals a week plus various breakfast and lunch materials. I spent the night on campus and haven’t eaten anything except tortilla chips that I found on top of a trash can. FML

    February 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: -23

     
  • This girl asked me to sign something in the campus center. First girl to talk to me all week. FML

    February 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +29

     
  • I lied to my roomate about someone stealing my phone cuz i didnt wanna talk to her and then i really lost it

    February 26, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: -26

     
    • Anonymous 2:02 pm on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I believe your roommate stole your phone after finding out

    • Anonymous 11:35 pm on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Cuz you’z juz makin’ this too ez a target fo haters…

  • I got an unheard of 9 hours of sleep last night and woke up feeling refreshed, and the Laverdes Deli clerk told me that I looked tired when I came in at 10. I lied and said I just woke up..but really, I had class at 9 and had been up since 8:30. How else do you respond to that? FML.

    February 26, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +2

     
    • true 2:03 pm on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Maybe say something like: oh, no it’s just my face, I got soo much sleep last night and free great.

  • Professor: The best way to think of this is as a simplex contained within an n-dimensional hypercube.
    Me: FML

    February 26, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +83

     
  • I didn’t know I could harbor these feelings for an 80-year old math professor. Please whisper sweet nothings about your favorite matrices into my ear. FML.

    February 26, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +30

     
    • lover of math 1:21 am on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      GILBERT STRANG<33333333

    • Anonymous 1:23 am on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Haha, are you talking about Strang?

    • someone 1:24 am on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Haha, are you talking about Strang?

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