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  • Only $11 to spend on my week’s supply of food. FMPoorL

    January 12, 2012 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +26 / -1

     
    • One Word of Advice. 1:15 am on January 12, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Ramen.

    • Anonymous 3:33 am on January 12, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      how is this possible? besides meal plan?

    • practical. 11:50 am on January 12, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      shit ton of pasta.

    • frugal 11:59 am on January 12, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      that’s more than enough. buy a loaf of off-brand bread, peanut butter, and jam. only drink water, don’t buy milk or some shit like that for now. Not bottled water, tap water. You don’t actually have to eat three meals a day, that’s not what the human body was built for. We’re designed to expect food scarcity for the hunter/gatherer lifestyle. Eat two meals per day, early lunch at like 11:00am and a dinner at 7:30pm.

    • Crust 12:35 pm on January 12, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      How many packs of Ramen is that? I don’t remember anymore.

  • I don’t know if my TA’s relationship with me is friendly or creepy. FML.

    January 9, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +19 / -3

     
  • I took an arrow in the knee. FML.

    January 9, 2012 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +14 / -52

     
    • x 11:26 am on January 10, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      …. how?

      • wtf 1:08 am on January 12, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        i used to know how…but then I took an arrow in the knee

        -OP

  • I can’t even describe my situation on MIT FML because odds are the girl would see it and know it’s me. FML.

    January 5, 2012 | 7 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +18 / -18

     
    • Srsly 1:05 pm on January 5, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      I’m sorry; I thought this site was MITFML, not MIT-I-want-to-whine-about-something.

    • Anonymous 11:42 am on January 6, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Your situation probably isn’t that special.

      But good job making a bunch of MIT females paranoid.

    • students these days... 1:48 am on January 7, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      stop complaining. it’s just a girl problem. geez
      this is something a wellesley girl would do about her guy (sorry to stereotype)

      • Anonymous 1:16 am on January 11, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        You’re not sorry. You just don’t want a bunch of Wellesley girls to get mad at you.

    • Option of Anonymity 2:25 pm on January 7, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      has become a real problem nowadays.
      Stop being a pussy and resolve the situation in person. Anonymous complaining does nothing to resolve anything.

      • yup 1:18 am on January 10, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        this is true

      • Anonymous 12:47 pm on January 10, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        anonymous complaining about anonymous complaining

  • I have a mouse in my room. FML

    January 3, 2012 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -3

     
    • OP 5:35 pm on January 3, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      This is actually the second time I find a mouse in my room. And I live on the fifth floor >.<

    • Anonymous 12:08 am on January 4, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      OMG so do I!!!! Its belly emanates this evil red light.

    • Anonymous 3:21 pm on January 4, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Mrs. Frisby!

    • 6th floor 12:02 am on January 5, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      you must live in simmons

    • Anonymous 8:33 am on January 8, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Mice are cute… rats however…

  • NONE of my grades are posted yet. FML

    January 3, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +61 / -3

     
  • No A’s at MIT this semester… but at least I got an A in my Harvard class. FML/MLIA

    January 2, 2012 | 6 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +54 / -7

     
    • really? 10:30 pm on January 2, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      This is neither an FML nor a MLIA. GTFO

      • OP 3:25 pm on January 4, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        um, why not? previous posters have complained about strings of B+’s….

        • really? 1:07 pm on January 5, 2012 Permalink

          Yep. And those were shit posts as well. You see what you did there? You said “complained”. If I wanted to hear complaining, I’d call my grandmother.

    • Anonymous 4:05 am on January 3, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      How do Harvard grades show up on websis? Or how do we check them for Harvard? I’m still waiting.

      • harvard12 6:02 pm on January 4, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        go to the registrar’s website, click undergrads, then go to “view student record”

    • anon 10:35 am on January 4, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      If you filled out course evaluations, they should be ready now. Otherwise, go to http://www.registrar.fas.harvard.edu/fasro/common/student_record.jsp?cat=ugrad&subcat=information, but I’m not sure the exact date of when they’ll be up for people who didn’t fill out course evaluations.

  • I didn’t know it was possible to gain this much weight in less than 2 weeks. FML

    January 1, 2012 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +52 / -1

     
    • The exact opposite case 10:19 am on January 2, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      I got sick, didn’t eat for 5 days, and lost 15 lbs. Don’t look too health right now.

  • This guy I hooked up with on New Year’s Eve is posting stuff on ISawYou… FML

    January 1, 2012 | 10 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +29 / -2

     
    • hope someone finds you 12:14 am on January 2, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      i saw it hahaha
      stupid aphi girl

    • hmm 1:31 am on January 2, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      checks isawyou

      • empty-handed 6:59 pm on January 2, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        …and finds no posts that could be it.

    • Walnut 1:04 pm on January 2, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      • anon 10:46 pm on January 3, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        ehh.. it’s been deleted.

    • anon 11:30 pm on January 2, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      WIN!!!! lol. That guy is totally da boss.

    • smartass 11:37 pm on January 2, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Man, you must have really low self-esteem. Who hooks up on New Year’s Eve? ;)

    • OP 12:37 am on January 3, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      oh well… he was pretty good though… at least i was satisfied

      • Expect Us. 11:27 am on January 4, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        5 bucks this is not the real OP but was the guy she hooked up with?

        • Anonymous 11:56 pm on January 9, 2012 Permalink

          Yeah, really. Real women don’t say “satisfied.” Nice try, dude.

  • Relatives keep asking me to solve really simple computer problems they could easily Google. They need to realize Course 6 != IT Department. FML

    January 1, 2012 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +28 / -18

     
    • Anonymous 4:32 am on January 1, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      This is really an FML?

    • Boo 1:45 pm on January 1, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      I’m course 2 and I’m happy to be an IT department. It makes me sad to see how out of date their software is and how shit their TVs look without HDMI cables.

    • course 6er 10:09 pm on January 1, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      my dad asked me the other day ‘why I was majoring in IT’ …

  • I forgot to pre-register for my classes before the $50 deadline. FML

    January 1, 2012 | 7 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +10 / -11

     
    • p 12:48 am on January 1, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Meh, as long as you weren’t trying to get into any HASSes it’s no big deal.

    • Preoccupied Senior 1:16 pm on January 1, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      So did I. Thanks for the reminder.

    • huh? 10:59 pm on January 1, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      What deadline!?

      • Anonymous 3:31 pm on January 2, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Yeah what deadline? Meeting deadlines is for brown nosers.

        • Anonymous 10:01 pm on January 2, 2012 Permalink

          Yea you stupid nerds!

      • Anonymous 9:35 pm on January 3, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Screw MIT. *I* set my own deadlines.

        • Hello 8:06 pm on January 4, 2012 Permalink

          Are you that Canadian blogger?

  • Ending the year by being disowned by my father. One of the “reasons” being he thinks I’m better than him because I go to MIT. I was thinking the other day about how I admired him. FML

    January 1, 2012 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +18 / -4

     
    • what? 5:18 am on January 1, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      he thinks you’re better than him so he’s disowning you?! isn’t one of the things that’s supposed to be rewarding about having children to try and raise people who are better than yourself?

    • Anonymous 6:08 am on January 1, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      I had a nightmare about being disowned by my father. I think this year it could become a reality.

    • ihatemyboyfriendasianparents 10:53 am on January 1, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      are u asian?

    • Anonymous 12:23 pm on January 1, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Are you sure he disowned you, or did you make him feel he wasn’t worthy to be your father?

      • anon 12:13 am on January 3, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        I wonder the same thing. It sounds like we might only be getting one side of the story.

  • 2011: 8 A+’s, 3 A’s. Should’ve spent the time getting laid. FML

    December 31, 2011 | 23 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +14 / -152

     
    • fuck off 2:39 am on December 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      i.hate.you

    • nona 9:03 am on December 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      douchebag

    • okay... 10:17 am on December 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      sorry i don’t feel bad for you?

    • Anonymous 10:51 am on December 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      2011: 3 C’s, 1 B. Did spend the whole time getting laid. Wish I hadn’t.

    • 2014 10:51 am on December 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      2011: 5 C’s, 1 B, 1 P. Did spend the whole time getting laid. Wish I hadn’t.

    • Anonymous 5:01 pm on December 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      go get laid

    • dubious 8:39 pm on December 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      In what, high school? Nobody at MIT takes 11 classes, and almost nobody gives out A+’s

      • RainbowNipples 2:32 am on January 1, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        I think they’re counting Spring and Fall semesters.

        to OP: You could instead spend the time you do trolling to get laid instead, just a thought.

      • Anon 5:43 am on January 1, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        A+s exist. And 2011 is two semester plus IAP

        • dubious 1:53 pm on January 2, 2012 Permalink

          I know they do, hence the use of the word “almost”. They are pretty rare. I’ve only ever heard of course 15/HASSes giving em’ out.,

    • Waka Waka! 9:20 pm on December 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      I GOT 11 A’s IN 2 SEMESTERS F-HERP-M-DERP-L-BERP!
      Stfu.

    • @dubious 1:50 am on January 1, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      http://i.imgur.com/bNYWt.jpg

      Not getting A+’s doesn’t mean they aren’t given to other people lol. Also, 11 classes in 2 terms is hardly a feat. Some people do that in 1. For instance the guy referenced in this blog post did 14 classes a term for 4 terms straight:

      http://mitadmissions.org/blogs/entry/upop_program_and_a_look_at_jay

      • Anonymous 5:53 pm on January 1, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        DAMN!!! good job!! Were they all 12 units? And what course are you?

        • 78 units (no urop) 7:39 pm on January 1, 2012 Permalink

          14 classes? I feel like a worthless piece of shit…

      • op is a troll 11:11 am on January 6, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        you do realize classes at mit were much easier in the ’70s? I have a course catalog from ‘79 and it looks like most of the classes covered 1/3 of the content they do nowadays :(

    • x 4:29 am on January 1, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      B’s and C’s, had a blast with friends and my SO, functional like a human being. MLIG.

    • Anonymous 6:09 am on January 1, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Does MIT have A+? A lot, maybe most, colleges don’t. And what would be the point of a prof giving you one anyway?

      • A Junior 4:15 pm on January 1, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        I didn’t think MIT had A+s until I was surprised when I got one this semester! They do exist here. I had no idea. Haha

        • Same Anon 3:57 am on January 2, 2012 Permalink

          Aww, I was pretty sure that if A+ s existed I would have gotten one in one of my classes this year. I’m going to console myself by imagining that this teacher doesn’t give them out. And knowing that I would have undoubtedly gotten them in my Harvard classes, but Harvard doesn’t have them.

    • both worlds 10:55 am on January 1, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      2011: 2B, 3Cs, 1D. Got laid about twice a day every single day. Wish I could get laid like this AND get straight As.

      • curious 7:45 pm on January 8, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Why taking 6 classes ?

    • o. 12:14 am on January 2, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      8 A’s, 1 A-, 1 B, got laid like twice a week. Life’s good!

    • Uberman 8:17 pm on January 7, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      yes, develop a ratio between grades and sexual activity to assess your self-worth

      simple minded plebes

  • Is a D passing? FML

    December 31, 2011 | 9 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +36 / -1

     
    • :/ 10:17 am on December 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      A D isn’t passing or failing. It’s like limbo. Sorry dude!

    • x 12:11 pm on December 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      If you’re not a frosh, yes.

    • Walnut 1:55 pm on December 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      D is for degree.

    • Anonymous 2:51 pm on December 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      D is for diploma (unless you’re a freshman)

    • D for degree 2:52 pm on December 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      not for freshmen on pass no record

    • curious too 6:39 pm on December 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      I’m actually interested in the answer to this… I think certain departments count it while others don’t.?

      • x 4:30 am on January 1, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        I mean, you get a D (as a non-frosh), you pass the class, you get credit. Some departments won’t let you use it as a prerequisite for a higher course – you’d have to retake or fulfill prereqs in another way – but departments can’t just arbitrarily decide you can’t get credit.

        • curiouser and curiouser 5:35 am on January 3, 2012 Permalink

          homg. why did i not know this before.
          does this apply to ase’s too?

    • WHELL 10:41 pm on December 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      IS IT??

  • 9 more days until I get to leave home. FML

    December 31, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +21 / -5

     
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